Piristystä päivään

[Jaer]

Kaleva.fi  Jarin piirrokset - Nokian syöksy

[Tomin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-DwKYcy7cQ
Lähde: Windows logo planted on upcoming Apple Store in Germany (video)

[Lasse.]

http://www.dealextreme.com/p/neo-socket-fuel-economizer-for-car-save-fuel-gas-10-30-12v-52013 Bensansäästö-laite numero 1.

Toivon todella, ettei kukaan ole niin tyhmä, että uskoo tuon toimivan.

[Ryppy]

http://www.dealextreme.com/p/neo-socket-fuel-economizer-for-car-save-fuel-gas-10-30-12v-52013 Bensansäästö-laite numero 1.

Toivon todella, ettei kukaan ole niin tyhmä, että uskoo tuon toimivan.

Tottahan toki toimii. Sehän hyödyntää tuota tunnettua Satu Taruilevan humbugizer efektiä. 

[Tha-Fox]

http://www.tietokone.fi/uutiset/symantec_uudisti_android_turvaohjelmansa

Nyt tietoturvayhtiöt uskovat tilanteen muuttuneen etenkin Android-alustan avoimuuden ja yleistymisen takia.

Onhan se varmaan muuttunut, mutta ei välttämättä ihan sillä tavalla, kuin tietoturvayhtiöt uskottelevat

[Lasse.]

http://omakaupunki.hs.fi/laajalahti/uutiset/mies_kolaroi_lainaamansa_ferrarin_lunastukseen/

Vähän voi olla selittelemistä. 

[FAIL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I_u4CAL5sQ
Tämä oli omasta mielestä ainakin aika hauska.

[usm]

http://aijaa.com/v.php?i=003528222093.jpg
Jollain leikannut loistavasti perjantain kohdalla

[matsukan]

Pelasta ELPO palavalta lautalta...

 

http://www.talouselama.fi/nokialandia/kannykkapeli+quotelpoquot+vilahti+nokian+kaupassa+sammuta+palava+oljylautta/a648809

[FAIL]

Pelasta ELPO palavalta lautalta...

 

http://www.talouselama.fi/nokialandia/kannykkapeli+quotelpoquot+vilahti+nokian+kaupassa+sammuta+palava+oljylautta/a648809

Pitääpä testata tuota jos toimii 5230essa.

[Timo Virtanen]

Lainaus
Pelasta ELPO palavalta lautalta...
Cheesy
http://www.talouselama.fi/nokialandia/kannykkapeli+quotelpoquot+vilahti+nokian+kaupassa+sammuta+palava+oljylautta/a648809

terveisin Timo
ps. Nokia oli aikanaan hyvä kumisaappaana ja talvirenkaana.

[Tha-Fox]

Markantalossa heinäkuun helle-ale.
Muistikortti vain 99 999

http://www.aijaa.com/v.php?i=007108290537.jpg

Saattaa olla, että kääntyisin tuossa alareunan vaihtoehtoisten tuotteiden puoleen

[Jaer]

MTV3.fi - Söisitkö sinä näitä? Lue lukijoiden oudoimmat makuyhdistelmät

[salai]

Tietoturvaa se on tämäkin:

7.5.2011 09:19 Poliisin luottamuksellisia teitoja sisältävä kannettava tietokone Yhdysvalloissa Portsmouthissa. Poliisipäällikön mukaan tiedot ovat kuitenkin turvassa, sillä varkaat eivät vieneet laitteen virtajohtoa, kertoo Seacoastonline.com.

EDIT: Lienee ollut tuon uutisen kirjoittajallakin akku melko tyhjänä, kun oli joutunut lähettämään jutun pikaisesti lehteen ilman oikolukua.

Jo aikoja sitten, kun olin lehtitalossa töissä oikolukijoista luovuttiin, ja itse on yllättävän vaikeata nähdä omia virheitä.

ML

"Jo aikoja" sitten (1976 - 79) minäkin olin oikolukijana lehtitalossa.

Sen jälkeen olin asentamassa kymmeniin lehtitaloihin ohjelmia, joilla tekstinkirjoittajat ja oikolukijat tehtiin työttömiksi.

[retu]

Unix käyttäjän kehitys

BEGINNER

• insecure with the concept of a terminal
• has yet to learn the basics of 'vi'
• hasn't figured out yet how to get a directory
• still has trouble with typing at the end of each line

NOVICE

• knows that 'ls' will produce a directory
• uses the editor, but calls it 'vye'
• has heard of 'C' but never used it
• has had his first bad experience with 'rm'
• is wongering how to read his mail
• is wondering why the person next to him seem to like Unix so much

USER

• uses 'vi' and 'nroff', but inexpertly
• has heard of 'regular-expression' but never seen one
• uses 'egrep' to search for fixed strings
• has figured out that '-' precedes options
• is wondering how to move a directory
• has attempted to write a 'C' program and decided to stick with pascal
• thinks that 'dbx' is a brand of stereo component
• knows how to read his mail and wonders how to read news

KNOWLEDGEABLE USER

• uses 'nroff' without trouble, and is beginning to learn 'tbl' and
  'eqn'
• thinks that 'fgrep' is fast grep
• has figured out that 'mv' will move directories
• has learned that 'learn' doesn't help
• someone has shown him how to write 'C' programs
• once used 'sed' to do some text substitution
• has seen 'dbx' used but doesn't use it himself
• thinks that 'make' is for wimps

EXPERT

• uses 'sed' when necessary
• uses macros in 'vi', uses 'ex' when necessary
• posts news at every possible opportunity
• writes 'csh' scripts occasionally
• writes 'C' programs with 'vi' and compiles them with 'cc'
• has figured out what '&&' and 'öö' are for
• thinks that human history started with '!h'

HACKER

• uses 'sed' and 'awk' with comfort
• uses undocumented features of 'vi'
• writes 'C' code with 'cat > ' and compiles with '!cc'
• uses 'adb' because he doesn't trust source debuggers
• can answer questions about the user environment
• writes his own 'nroff' macros to supplement standard ones
• writes scripts for Bourne shell

GURU

• uses 'm4' and 'lex' with comfort
• writes assembly code with 'cat > '
• uses 'adb' on the kernel while the system is loaded
• customizes utilities by patching the source
• reads device driver source with his breakfast
• can answer any Unix question after a litte thought
• uses 'make' for anything requiring two or more distinct commands to
  achieve
• has learned how to bread security, but no longer needs to try

WIZARD

• writes device drivers with 'cat > '
• fixes bugs by patching the binaries
• can answer any question before you ask
• writes his own 'troff' macro packages
• is on a first-name basis with Dennis, Bill and Ken

[UusiKäyttäjä]

Unix käyttäjän kehitys

BEGINNER

• insecure with the concept of a terminal
• has yet to learn the basics of 'vi'
• hasn't figured out yet how to get a directory
• still has trouble with typing at the end of each line

NOVICE

• knows that 'ls' will produce a directory
• uses the editor, but calls it 'vye'
• has heard of 'C' but never used it
• has had his first bad experience with 'rm'
• is wongering how to read his mail
• is wondering why the person next to him seem to like Unix so much

USER

• uses 'vi' and 'nroff', but inexpertly
• has heard of 'regular-expression' but never seen one
• uses 'egrep' to search for fixed strings
• has figured out that '-' precedes options
• is wondering how to move a directory
• has attempted to write a 'C' program and decided to stick with pascal
• thinks that 'dbx' is a brand of stereo component
• knows how to read his mail and wonders how to read news

KNOWLEDGEABLE USER

• uses 'nroff' without trouble, and is beginning to learn 'tbl' and
  'eqn'
• thinks that 'fgrep' is fast grep
• has figured out that 'mv' will move directories
• has learned that 'learn' doesn't help
• someone has shown him how to write 'C' programs
• once used 'sed' to do some text substitution
• has seen 'dbx' used but doesn't use it himself
• thinks that 'make' is for wimps

EXPERT

• uses 'sed' when necessary
• uses macros in 'vi', uses 'ex' when necessary
• posts news at every possible opportunity
• writes 'csh' scripts occasionally
• writes 'C' programs with 'vi' and compiles them with 'cc'
• has figured out what '&&' and 'öö' are for
• thinks that human history started with '!h'

HACKER

• uses 'sed' and 'awk' with comfort
• uses undocumented features of 'vi'
• writes 'C' code with 'cat > ' and compiles with '!cc'
• uses 'adb' because he doesn't trust source debuggers
• can answer questions about the user environment
• writes his own 'nroff' macros to supplement standard ones
• writes scripts for Bourne shell

GURU

• uses 'm4' and 'lex' with comfort
• writes assembly code with 'cat > '
• uses 'adb' on the kernel while the system is loaded
• customizes utilities by patching the source
• reads device driver source with his breakfast
• can answer any Unix question after a litte thought
• uses 'make' for anything requiring two or more distinct commands to
  achieve
• has learned how to bread security, but no longer needs to try

WIZARD

• writes device drivers with 'cat > '
• fixes bugs by patching the binaries
• can answer any question before you ask
• writes his own 'troff' macro packages
• is on a first-name basis with Dennis, Bill and Ken

Taisi jäädä ennen beginneriä väliin:

NOOB

• Uses windows instead of linux

-UusiKäyttäjä

[Jtkone]

Taisi jäädä ennen beginneriä väliin:

NOOB

• Uses windows instead of linux

-UusiKäyttäjä

[Tomin]

Ainakin alkupäästä aika totuudenmukaisia. Loppupäästä en tiedä ja väliltä osa sattuu itseeni, ei ihan kaikki.

[retu]

Taisi jäädä ennen beginneriä väliin:

NOOB

• Uses windows instead of linux

-UusiKäyttäjä

Hyvä huomio, tosin epäilen että listan laatimisen aikoihin olisi herättänyt kummastusta mitä windows ja linux ovat (ja ehkä myös noob).

[aho]

H-Online: Microsoft contributes a lot of changes to Linux kernel 3.0

HS: Microsoft yllätti, tulos nousi yli miljardilla
Microsoft: Microsoft Reports Record Fourth-Quarter and Full-Year Results